The Storybook

A couple walks over to a table with one chair.
The boyfriend approaches the chair.
The girlfriend scans the room for another chair.
The girlfriend doesn't seem to be able to find a chair.
The girlfriend grabs the chair from her boyfriend's grasp.
The girlfriend sits down.
The girlfriend tells her boyfriend to go find a chair.
The boyfriend goes to find a chair.

Pushover boyfriends are unattractive.
Man up.

I want to hold your hand, because no one was there to hold mine.

I resent the statement, " Now I know how you felt. "

It's far walk down, on the yellow brick road.

But I'll be there when you need me.

you know whats sad?
whats sad is that the only place and time
where a family can fully unite as a whole,
are during funerals.

because a funeral is an event that everyone feels obliged to go to.
its a total guilt fest.
to make up for the fact that they didn't even bother to give a damn
when the person was still alive.

because pride will always override love.
true story.

The Shoe Box

Gun Hoofs
Iris Scieferstein.


ima rock this shit like fashion (8)
im speechless.
genius.

boys are like serial killers. they target. they kill. and they use the same signature pattern.